Is this a real guy? Is he just fantasy?
Cause of his grand size, no ones safe from fatality
Open your eyes, look up at Goliath, and see:
GOLIATH
I’m dressed for war, boys. I need no infantry
Because Ill meet the one you propose
Israelites, pick my foe
Anyway, Ill win, so it doesn’t really matter to me
DAVID
Mama, theres still no man who can come against this threat
You might figure now were dead
Mama, Goliath is testing us
And know hes gonna know were all afraid
Mama, ooh ooh ooh, hes a mean and crazy guy
Hell come right back again this time tomorrow
Scaring us, scaring us cause he wants to meet in battle
Hooray! My time has come
Been a shepherd all my life but Im taking on this giant
Goodbye, everybody but not for long
God will lead me all the while I face this brute
Cmon! Ooh ooh ooh!
(David you’re a wimp though)
Im not gonna die
The One who wins my battles is Lord of all
GOLIATH
I see a little silly shepherd not a man
What are you tryin to prove?
You’ll be chewed up and mangled!
Send a boy to fight me?
Very, very tiny flea!
DAVID
Gol-la-liath! Gol-la-liath! Gonna die you big galoot!
Ill kick your butt!
I trust the Lord but nobody trusts me
CROWD
He trusts the Lord, but suffers from insanity
Daring to fight gainst this monstrosity
DAVID
Evil comes, evil goes
You will get deposed
GOLIATH
I will not, no! I will not get deposed
DAVID
Yes, you will (Repeat)
Your head will roll
Oh! Oh! Oh!
GOLIATH
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Come-to-me-a! Come-to-me-a!
Let the eagles pick your bones
Beelzebub and his devils gonna fight for me for me for me
DAVID
So you think you can scorn me and spit at my tribe?
So you think you’re above me just based on your size?
Oh, baby you aint just duelin David
Youre gonna get it now
Cause Godll win my battle here
CROWD
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
DAVID
Guys I’m really flattered
Yet it wasn’t me
God wins every battle
God wins every battle for me
VOICE
David will be king soon
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