Here they come -- talkin down at me -- I get the funniest looks ‘cause -- I said I dont believe
They say we were monkeys -- They think theyre sayin something profound
But wheres their missing link at? There werent any bodies found
They built a man from a hogs tooth -- They called a lie the truth
And any time they get busted -- They sell you something new
They say we were monkeys -- I think that theyve been monkeyin around
Cause theyre too busy changin their books and their studies round
Theyre just tryin to defend it -- they got a lot to re-explain
Where theyve done excavation -- they keep uncoverin mistakes
Any time -- or anywhere -- Just look over the boulders -- Youll see that mans been there
They say we were monkeys -- I think their heads are stuck in the ground
Cause theyre too busy diggin and putting the Bible down
SPOKEN:
Java Man was the skull of a gibbon; Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
The Piltdown Man was a lowdown sham; They built that man from an organutan
Ramapithicus wasnt complete; Hes a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
Addition skeletons show us today that he isnt our relative -- only an ape
Australapithicus alias Lucy, The fossil of this is just vague and confusing
The wonderful knee bone theyre proud to possess was 200 feet deeper -- a mile from the rest
Neanderthal Man was probly deficient in Vitamin D or it mightve been rickets
But he had religion and musical instruments, fire and tools and from you hes no different
They say we were monkeys but people came from dust in the ground
But theyre too busy thinkin’ to look into what weve found
Theyre just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid
If we come from creation, you need God’s son to be saved
They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found
Still youd better get ready -- Theyll make it up anyhow
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